2000.12.30 -- a new thing
2000.12.31 -- am i a 'blog?
2001.01.01 -- One One One
2001.01.02 -- The meaning of life, 80s music, and memes
2001.01.03 -- a study in contrasts
2001.01.04 -- feeding cats
2001.01.05 -- memes and bugs
2001.01.06 -- revenge of the angry cattle
2001.01.07 -- one terrific toy
2001.01.08 -- decades at a glance
2001.01.09 -- a diet for the ages
2001.01.10 -- purgatory
2001.01.11 -- stars upon thars
2001.01.12 -- i hope your realize, this means war
2001.01.13 -- technolust strikes
2001.01.14 -- symphony
2001.01.15 -- hot beverages
2001.01.16 -- cats and clergy and alien bob
2001.01.17 -- candy
2001.01.18 -- Okra-homa!
2001.01.19 -- blue
2001.01.20 -- another attempt at the meaning of life
2001.01.21 -- yippie-ki-yay
2001.01.22 -- snowblow
2001.01.23 -- the gravity stone
2001.01.24 -- power + putzes
2001.01.25 -- fireman kirk
2001.01.26 -- apples and oranges
2001.01.27 -- monopoly
2001.01.28 -- 1984
2001.01.29 -- brrr
2001.01.30 -- obscure genius
2001.01.31 -- two digit years
2001.02.01 -- wrinkle
2001.02.02 -- groundhog groundhog
2001.02.03 -- boy o boy
2001.02.04 -- keyboards
2001.02.05 -- hasta la vista baby
2001.02.06 -- damn lies, statistics
2001.02.07 -- dang
2001.02.08 -- tea
2001.02.09 -- quote me
2001.02.10 -- fears of a clown
2001.02.11 -- feynman
2001.02.12 -- beauty
2001.02.13 -- retrotech
2001.02.14 -- nuts to you
2001.02.15 -- stream
2001.02.16 -- money
2001.02.17 -- all your base
2001.02.18 -- boom baby boom
2001.02.19 -- pathos
2001.02.20 -- chaotically
2001.02.21 -- brilliant
2001.02.22 -- go court go
2001.02.23 -- gotta have heart
2001.02.24 -- the artless dodger
2001.02.25 -- sunday sunday
2001.02.26 -- gas we pass
2001.02.27 -- tea-rose
2001.02.28 -- loss
2001.03.01 -- quote quote
2001.03.02 -- t.g.i.end of the friggin' week
2001.03.03 -- skin
2001.03.04 -- storm-a-brewing
2001.03.05 -- blizzardo
2001.03.06 -- tanks alot
2001.03.07 -- shove it
2001.03.08 -- snowjob
2001.03.09 -- hob knob job
2001.03.10 -- influence
2001.03.11 -- counting
2001.03.12 -- live
2001.03.13 -- bleak
2001.03.14 -- w lies
2001.03.15 -- quake
2001.03.16 -- industry substandard
2001.03.17 -- hubba
2001.03.18 -- weekend edition
2001.03.19 -- skate
2001.03.20 -- slim vast
2001.03.21 -- funny costumes
2001.03.22 -- the waiting game
2001.03.23 -- we doan need no stinkin jobs
2001.03.24 -- linkies
2001.03.25 -- good nintensions
2001.03.26 -- synch
2001.03.27 -- sick with a knife
2001.03.28 -- wild wild west west
2001.03.29 -- when a plan comes together
2001.03.30 -- lies, damn lies
2001.03.31 -- birthday boy
2001.04.01 -- april showahs
2001.04.02 -- worms
2001.04.03 -- i forgot
2001.04.04 -- guilty as charged
2001.04.05 -- blenderous
2001.04.06 -- fun with tablets
2001.04.07 -- swing batter batter
2001.04.08 -- something fishy
2001.04.09 -- two types of bugs
2001.04.10 -- rude mood nude dude
2001.04.11 -- diplomacy
2001.04.12 -- zen for the masses
2001.04.13 -- endure
2001.04.14 -- sick, twisted
2001.04.15 -- date toy
2001.04.16 -- on the nature of time
2001.04.17 -- tediz
2001.04.18 -- life as a sitcom
2001.04.19 -- kung fu fighting
2001.04.20 -- clock rant
2001.04.21 -- blow
2001.04.22 -- school days
2001.04.23 -- rocketman
2001.04.24 -- this land
2001.04.25 -- your own eyes
2001.04.26 -- pikajew!
2001.04.27 -- bad noose
2001.04.28 -- blend
2001.04.29 -- connection is made
2001.04.30 -- megamo and megakirk
2001.05.01 -- baby in ma belly
2001.05.02 -- hangover of the moment
2001.05.03 -- sickboy
2001.05.04 -- frankenbeansenstein
2001.05.05 -- quickie
2001.05.06 -- switzerland of your soul
2001.05.07 -- so generous
2001.05.08 -- geekage
2001.05.09 -- teenage mutant ninja stones
2001.05.10 -- spin in the city
2001.05.11 -- off to og nj
2001.05.12 -- r.i.p. d.n.a.
2001.05.13 -- "hello, mutha"
2001.05.14 -- clean your couch with a hose
2001.05.15 -- leggo my logo
2001.05.16 -- what's up with th@?
2001.05.17 -- dadadadadada
2001.05.18 -- bird brain
2001.05.19 -- girls are icky
2001.05.20 -- pink pink pink pink pink moon
2001.05.21 -- a-poké-lypse now
2001.05.22 -- to sleep perchance
2001.05.23 -- sealed tight for freshness
2001.05.24 -- ancient chinese secret huh
2001.05.25 -- darnation
2001.05.26 -- spacewar!
2001.05.27 -- take aim against cavities
2001.05.28 -- how to attract women
2001.05.29 -- blaxploitation
2001.05.30 -- stilted
2001.05.31 -- luck
2001.06.01 -- good virtual vibrations
2001.06.02 -- babbage babble baggage
2001.06.03 -- quick quotes
2001.06.04 -- blended out
2001.06.05 -- how many l's in gullible?
2001.06.06 -- netbits x 3
2001.06.07 -- things i don't get
2001.06.08 -- one hand napping
2001.06.09 -- insert 'sucks' pun here
2001.06.10 -- like a virgin
2001.06.11 -- eye for an eye
2001.06.12 -- ...yowza
2001.06.13 -- whoops
2001.06.14 -- to sleep perchance to learn
2001.06.15 -- games, more games
2001.06.16 -- the subjective history of the universe
2001.06.17 -- braintoys
2001.06.18 -- plbbbbbbt
2001.06.19 -- the navel stares back
2001.06.20 -- money and miller and men and women
2001.06.21 -- pop pop pop
2001.06.22 -- nietzsche the day!
2001.06.23 -- poke poke poke poke
2001.06.24 -- last call
2001.06.25 -- mime, terrible thing, etc
2001.06.26 -- from the stoplight forest
2001.06.27 -- optimal prime?
2001.06.28 -- phlegmariffic
2001.06.29 -- the old beetle
2001.06.30 -- wedding bells
2001.07.01 -- what a wedding
2001.07.02 -- honeymoon filler day 1
2001.07.03 -- honeymoon filler day 2
2001.07.04 -- honeymoon filler day 3
2001.07.05 -- honeymoon filler day 4
2001.07.06 -- honeymoon filler day 5
2001.07.07 -- honeymoon filler day 6
2001.07.08 -- honeymoon filler day 7
2001.07.09 -- back from mexico
2001.07.10 -- wide view
2001.07.11 -- mmm, coffee
2001.07.12 -- to boldly split infinitives
2001.07.13 -- boom baby boom
2001.07.14 -- braver new world
2001.07.15 -- typo thru the tulips
2001.07.16 -- night of the living dead flowers
2001.07.17 -- jolly olde
2001.07.18 -- diversity university
2001.07.19 -- uk conspiracy
2001.07.20 -- plot thickening, but no lumps
2001.07.21 -- vroom
2001.07.22 -- playing photographer
2001.07.23 -- thinkscape
2001.07.24 -- going through the motions
2001.07.25 -- shutupShutUpSHUTUP!
2001.07.26 -- ranjit's revenge
2001.07.27 -- psych!
2001.07.28 -- a plague of locusts o'er the land
2001.07.29 -- just some links
2001.07.30 -- turn the radio on
2001.07.31 -- good, bad, ugly, in that order
2001.08.01 -- minimalist
2001.08.02 -- small gif cinema
2001.08.03 -- madness strikes
2001.08.04 -- fight! fight!
2001.08.05 -- boom chikka boom
2001.08.06 -- see you
2001.08.07 -- say it ain't so george
2001.08.08 -- too darn hot
2001.08.09 -- two schemes
2001.08.10 -- mean
2001.08.11 -- the heat done busted
2001.08.12 -- smith family reunion
2001.08.13 -- sartre said it first
2001.08.14 -- bang! boom! splat! ptooey!
2001.08.15 -- sex
2001.08.16 -- kirk 10k
2001.08.17 -- err... rock! no wait, scissors!
2001.08.18 -- wellhungover
2001.08.19 -- biblical thoughts
2001.08.20 -- one two tree
2001.08.21 -- aliens among us
2001.08.22 -- online link levity
2001.08.23 -- 'myth! myth!' 'yeth?'
2001.08.24 -- 'moderate this, buddy!'
2001.08.25 -- no justice no peace
2001.08.26 -- it's a...nice day for a...wet wedding
2001.08.27 -- lights out, uh-huh
2001.08.28 -- than-q
2001.08.29 -- low down dirty brow
2001.08.30 -- some things
2001.08.31 -- off we go into the wild red yonder
2001.09.01 -- madness takes its toll, have exact change
2001.09.02 -- falling
2001.09.03 -- no YOU tell him he's a loon
2001.09.04 -- adieu, blue
2001.09.05 -- i want my waiterbackwaiterbackwaiterback...
2001.09.06 -- car50k
2001.09.07 -- skate or die? skater die!
2001.09.08 -- unix1b
2001.09.09 -- sick sick sad sad world
2001.09.10 -- gottagogottagogottago
2001.09.11 -- skycoaster
2001.09.12 -- unthinkable
2001.09.13 -- my wtc story
2001.09.14 -- that old feeling
2001.09.15 -- not so great expectations
2001.09.16 -- hope and bad jokes
2001.09.17 -- thoughts of the produce section 1
2001.09.18 -- wtc. wtf.
2001.09.19 -- all in the branding
2001.09.20 -- speak microsoftly, carry a big stick
2001.09.21 -- it's a hell of a fruit
2001.09.22 -- dispatch from ground zero
2001.09.23 -- island pause
2001.09.24 -- sniffles and paranoia
2001.09.25 -- unstranger?
2001.09.26 -- andre the giant has a posse
2001.09.27 -- boldly going
2001.09.28 -- safety
2001.09.29 -- read my head
2001.09.30 -- falling for you
2001.10.01 -- sweet and short
2001.10.02 -- sneezing of you
2001.10.03 -- toys and chocolate
2001.10.04 -- rather random
2001.10.05 -- nutty
2001.10.06 -- thoughts of the produce section 3
2001.10.07 -- this amazing offer!
2001.10.08 -- cat woman. meow.
2001.10.09 -- team apple
2001.10.10 -- guest who?
2001.10.11 -- when popcultures collide
2001.10.12 -- kirk
2001.10.13 -- thoughts of the produce section 4
2001.10.14 -- $50 for pool?
2001.10.15 -- in boston
2001.10.16 -- more middle east mush
2001.10.17 -- middle east to mountain king
2001.10.18 -- three monkeys. twelve monkeys.
2001.10.19 -- fearsome 8x8 pixel monsters
2001.10.20 -- that's unpossible!
2001.10.21 -- is everything about drugs to you?
2001.10.22 -- to dream an impossible dream
2001.10.23 -- pixels on the run
2001.10.24 -- think negative
2001.10.25 -- stop thief
2001.10.26 -- are you in, genius?
2001.10.27 -- soooo cute
2001.10.28 -- halloween special
2001.10.29 -- batmaniac
2001.10.30 -- too much text
2001.10.31 -- in the doom mood
2001.11.01 -- where no whiny teen has gone before
2001.11.02 -- lay off the layoffs already
2001.11.03 -- not down-to-earth
2001.11.04 -- more current events
2001.11.05 -- yankee go home
2001.11.06 -- so very sheik
2001.11.07 -- shirt stories
2001.11.08 -- yummy salt
2001.11.09 -- minus a muffler
2001.11.10 -- sports nuts to you
2001.11.11 -- did someone say the tick
2001.11.12 -- on loss
2001.11.13 -- the foundation
2001.11.14 -- a mystery wrapped in a blanket
2001.11.15 -- heebiejeebies
2001.11.16 -- some bones about it
2001.11.17 -- saturday morning tales
2001.11.18 -- gamecube ahoy
2001.11.19 -- wobbly
2001.11.20 -- 99 (deadly) luftballoons
2001.11.21 -- kirk, hero of the rebel alliance
2001.11.22 -- monay monay turkey turkey gobble gobble kick me kick me
2001.11.23 -- puddin'
2001.11.24 -- rollin' rollin' rollin'
2001.11.25 -- isn't he dreamy?
2001.11.26 -- a little levity
2001.11.27 -- torn
2001.11.28 -- boom boom
2001.11.29 -- pop pop pop
2001.11.30 -- rubik robot revenge redux
2001.12.01 -- farmer farmer let me down
2001.12.02 -- squeezing the bla-bla
2001.12.03 -- you know, captain
2001.12.04 -- SUPERuperuper SMASHashash BROTHERS!!!
2001.12.05 -- no freak gyration
2001.12.06 -- splish-splash
2001.12.07 -- dennett done it
2001.12.08 -- you want ice cream cones?
2001.12.09 -- snow-oh
2001.12.10 -- to sleep perchance
2001.12.11 -- star whores
2001.12.12 -- i-snet, usenet, we all snet for usenet!
2001.12.13 -- looks like rain, dear
2001.12.14 -- what's in the daily newss?
2001.12.15 -- mais wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
2001.12.16 -- smurf wide web
2001.12.17 -- zzzzzap
2001.12.18 -- snot funny
2001.12.19 -- oooh uma
2001.12.20 -- stone age
2001.12.21 -- bored of the rings
2001.12.22 -- crapstorm thunderbolt
2001.12.23 -- oh no, not the uno you know
2001.12.24 -- mean people suck
2001.12.25 -- very merry
2001.12.26 -- back to the grind
2001.12.27 -- booze and advice
2001.12.28 -- stopgap
2001.12.29 -- time, towers, and tubas
2001.12.30 -- one year in!
2001.12.31 -- two thousand one is done
2002.01.01 -- two thousand two is new
2002.01.02 -- things you find while getting ready to move
2002.01.03 -- the future and the past
2002.01.04 -- short entry
2002.01.05 -- media madness
2002.01.06 -- three women one party
2002.01.07 -- come join the boozeketeers
2002.01.08 -- more nudes in the news
2002.01.09 -- jumbo rides again. alas.
2002.01.10 -- fake moonlight
2002.01.11 -- #A2E8CE
2002.01.12 -- kung foobar
2002.01.13 -- grrr
2002.01.14 -- taunting people who could kill me
2002.01.15 -- in sharks we trust
2002.01.16 -- but is it a good game?
2002.01.17 -- art attack
2002.01.18 -- optical delusion
2002.01.19 -- it works every time
2002.01.20 -- tile over substance
2002.01.21 -- can't make him think
2002.01.22 -- that's all there is
2002.01.23 -- boxes boxes everywhere
2002.01.24 -- truisms
2002.01.25 -- you look marvelous
2002.01.26 -- moving day
2002.01.27 -- the future was then
2002.01.28 -- yo joe!
2002.01.29 -- artifacts of the mating rituals of adolescents of the great lakes region
2002.01.30 -- when i hold you in (all of) my arms
2002.01.31 -- furious george
2002.02.01 -- pink
2002.02.02 -- two oh oh two oh two oh two
2002.02.03 -- the past was prologue
2002.02.04 -- the silence of the rams
2002.02.05 -- cataclysmic
2002.02.06 -- stranger danger ranger
2002.02.07 -- things that make you go heh
2002.02.08 -- garbage out, garbage in
2002.02.09 -- muse
2002.02.10 -- tonsils
2002.02.11 -- swing, swing, swing
2002.02.12 -- decked
2002.02.13 -- what to do, what to do
2002.02.14 -- that time of year again
2002.02.15 -- jittery stomachs across the epochs
2002.02.16 -- gently down the stream
2002.02.17 -- oogachaka ooga ooga oogachaka
2002.02.18 -- senses and sensibility
2002.02.19 -- alli-gator!
2002.02.20 -- i spy with my eye something spy
2002.02.21 -- o canada eh
2002.02.22 -- big. purple. different.
2002.02.23 -- pop
2002.02.24 -- latest batch of photos
2002.02.25 -- tick tock tick
2002.02.26 -- grant's tomb redux
2002.02.27 -- booze and sex
2002.02.28 -- D R R-L-L-L-L
2002.03.01 -- yer such a card!
2002.03.02 -- the farce is wit' ye, yiz bastads!
2002.03.03 -- twist shout and sauertkraut
2002.03.04 -- pay attention to meeeeeeeee
2002.03.05 -- the truth is out there. way out there.
2002.03.06 -- comedy in tragedy
2002.03.07 -- dance machine
2002.03.08 -- heart of glass, butt of stone
2002.03.09 -- the color of office cubicles and the rest of the universe
2002.03.10 -- makes one wonder
2002.03.11 -- six months after
2002.03.12 -- republican madness
2002.03.13 -- you're on a mission, kid
2002.03.14 -- o'reilly oh really?
2002.03.15 -- seeing wtc
2002.03.16 -- rainy housewarming
2002.03.17 -- the five stories
2002.03.18 -- "with 100% eyes"
2002.03.19 -- "every thang's going to be all white!"
2002.03.20 -- an open letter to robert abbott
2002.03.21 -- junior anti-sex league
2002.03.22 -- gimme some skin, bro!
2002.03.23 -- mouse man kitten
2002.03.24 -- buddy can you spare a carrot
2002.03.25 -- my trophy has a first name, it's o-s-c-a-r
2002.03.26 -- i scream she screams we all scream
2002.03.27 -- do the mario
2002.03.28 -- i wanna live a life of leisure
2002.03.29 -- bill the splutravaganza
2002.03.30 -- not your father's volkswagen rabbit
2002.03.31 -- happy birthday to me
2002.04.01 -- birthday one day late
2002.04.02 -- one mother of invention
2002.04.03 -- this is god talking
2002.04.04 -- snow angel, snow angel, won't you be mine
2002.04.05 -- hello robotron
2002.04.06 -- spew
2002.04.07 -- spring forward
2002.04.08 -- ice cream koan
2002.04.09 -- slice and dice
2002.04.10 -- more than ben franklin and cheesesteak
2002.04.11 -- congressional medal of deadly ninja throwing star
2002.04.12 -- the wind at my back
2002.04.13 -- with friends like these
2002.04.14 -- monkeyshins
2002.04.15 -- but is it art
2002.04.16 -- thru zee power of zee mind
2002.04.17 -- buzz, ratatatat
2002.04.18 -- work it
2002.04.19 -- in space, no can hear
2002.04.20 -- 420
2002.04.21 -- we aren't the champions
2002.04.22 -- glob is for hutts, not humans
2002.04.23 -- it ain't rocket science
2002.04.24 -- my god, it's full of stars... ...or not
2002.04.25 -- soul stuff
2002.04.26 -- the good ship lollipop
2002.04.27 -- phillyclassic philler day 1
2002.04.28 -- phillyclassic philler day 2
2002.04.29 -- the pitfalls of videogaming
2002.04.30 -- karmaclysm
2002.05.01 -- bright sunshiney day
2002.05.02 -- lifestyles of the rich and LANless
2002.05.03 -- exercising my inner beavis
2002.05.04 -- high finance and low
2002.05.05 -- monk
2002.05.06 -- crossing over, and under
2002.05.07 -- videogamenation
2002.05.08 -- is kirsten dunst the best thing ever?
2002.05.09 -- challenges
2002.05.10 -- got a job!
2002.05.11 -- go fish
2002.05.12 -- welcome to flatland
2002.05.13 -- wokka wokka
2002.05.14 -- four poems
2002.05.15 -- deja you and me
2002.05.16 -- the situation is fluid
2002.05.17 -- bok bok pukok!
2002.05.18 -- swansong
2002.05.19 -- sent in the clones
2002.05.20 -- periodically
2002.05.21 -- high culture and low
2002.05.22 -- four buttons
2002.05.23 -- body blow! body blow! uppercut!
2002.05.24 -- looking a little flush
2002.05.25 -- patented one-clicker gaming
2002.05.26 -- the ring's the thing
2002.05.27 -- dashing young man
2002.05.28 -- good food, good games, good company
2002.05.29 -- asking that musical question...
2002.05.30 -- everyone will be famous for 15 seconds
2002.05.31 -- slim not so shady
2002.06.01 -- tiny update
2002.06.02 -- prime numbers and african artifact
2002.06.03 -- mini-(fig-)me
2002.06.04 -- kirk's paradigm
2002.06.05 -- flutter and flirt
2002.06.06 -- hungry old people
2002.06.07 -- zounds
2002.06.08 -- pride
2002.06.09 -- nostalgia of the moment
2002.06.10 -- drip drip drip
2002.06.11 -- not your daddy's screensaver
2002.06.12 -- the littlest tugboat
2002.06.13 -- no time like the present
2002.06.14 -- backlog follies
2002.06.15 -- the existential despair of modern videogaming
2002.06.16 -- watch the skies
2002.06.17 -- happy watergate!
2002.06.18 -- like the dukes of hazzard but with warships
2002.06.19 -- get your mind out of the gutter
2002.06.20 -- not just in the alanis sense of the word
2002.06.21 -- summertime summertime sumsumsummertime
2002.06.22 -- be werry werry quiet....
2002.06.23 -- bleep bloop blurp
2002.06.24 -- if it's wacky, it must be good
2002.06.25 -- "peace requires a new and different [...] leadership"
2002.06.26 -- hump day
2002.06.27 -- but you can't tuna fish
2002.06.28 -- in blog we trust
2002.06.29 -- anniversary getaway filler day 1
2002.06.30 -- anniversary getaway filler day 2
2002.07.01 -- the rain in maine falls mainly on the vain
2002.07.02 -- what is the sound of one lawsuit clapping?
2002.07.03 -- goodness gracious great flies of fire
2002.07.04 -- go fourth
2002.07.05 -- be true to your teeth
2002.07.06 -- not-so-weak-end
2002.07.07 -- friends help friends move
2002.07.08 -- they call it mellow yellow
2002.07.09 -- dispatch master transport
2002.07.10 -- diet: die with a t
2002.07.11 -- dog gone
2002.07.12 -- adventures of our own
2002.07.13 -- from russia with love
2002.07.14 -- girlyman
2002.07.15 -- dada googoo
2002.07.16 -- ring thing
2002.07.17 -- empire down
2002.07.18 -- what's up dog
2002.07.19 -- i spy you spy we all spy for the fbi
2002.07.20 -- pornoh no
2002.07.21 -- hungry like the wolf
2002.07.22 -- i'll take kirk trivia for $400, alex
2002.07.23 -- only the usa could invent coca-cola, or want to
2002.07.24 -- business trip filler day 1
2002.07.25 -- business trip filler day 2
2002.07.26 -- grumblesmurf
2002.07.27 -- who's yo daddy
2002.07.28 -- major miner news
2002.07.29 -- grout to the masses
2002.07.30 -- kneel before o'neill
2002.07.31 -- chicken pot pies
2002.08.01 -- thrill ride
2002.08.02 -- lookatmelookatmelookatme!
2002.08.03 -- darts ok
2002.08.04 -- more powerful than a (small) locomotive
2002.08.05 -- buggin'
2002.08.06 -- when duckbills ruled the earth
2002.08.07 -- gas, coffee, doohickeys
2002.08.08 -- the so-so gatsby
2002.08.09 -- big fluffy jumbo
2002.08.10 -- mental maps
2002.08.11 -- lady in green
2002.08.12 -- enemy humanoids must be destroyed
2002.08.13 -- wind and clouds
2002.08.14 -- holy moses
2002.08.15 -- what women want
2002.08.16 -- moment of the moment
2002.08.17 -- can we build it? no we can't!
2002.08.18 -- bricks
2002.08.19 -- apocalypse when?
2002.08.20 -- kicker of puppies
2002.08.21 -- moo-sic
2002.08.22 -- read you like a book
2002.08.23 -- mo madder
2002.08.24 -- morbidity for fun and profit
2002.08.25 -- fish and chips snarfelling waffler
2002.08.26 -- yee-arr
2002.08.27 -- funny little gaps
2002.08.28 -- what's the buzz
2002.08.29 -- clank
2002.08.30 -- abhor thy mother and father
2002.08.31 -- cornflakes of criticism
2002.09.01 -- zap
2002.09.02 -- cute widdle viowence and destwuction
2002.09.03 -- grindstone and bear it
2002.09.04 -- trolling along
2002.09.05 -- an ode
2002.09.06 -- [insert size joke here]
2002.09.07 -- thor's mama fat!
2002.09.08 -- quote bonanza
2002.09.09 -- poets
2002.09.10 -- oh baby
2002.09.11 -- frayed new world
2002.09.12 -- beep beep beep bleep bleep
2002.09.13 -- sniff
2002.09.14 -- go go dancer, your life is calling
2002.09.15 -- i have a great capacity for love! also a great capacity for dunkin' donuts french vanilla iced coffee.
2002.09.16 -- knothing but knock knocks
2002.09.17 -- fists of fury
2002.09.18 -- a horse baared don't look him the tooth
2002.09.19 -- luckily they're too dead to notice and it's dark anyway
2002.09.20 -- death and boobies
2002.09.21 -- make a face
2002.09.22 -- pie and ice cream and milk
2002.09.23 -- [insert 'billions and billions' joke here]
2002.09.24 -- obsessive? compulsive? moi?
2002.09.25 -- weebls wobble and they sure like pie
2002.09.26 -- darkening
2002.09.27 -- florida reunion filler day 1
2002.09.28 -- florida reunion filler day 2
2002.09.29 -- florida reunion filler day 3
2002.09.30 -- back from florida
2002.10.01 -- take my baby out for a spin
2002.10.02 -- sympathy for the devils
2002.10.03 -- it's pronounced "wonk-um"
2002.10.04 -- sweepin' the water
2002.10.05 -- pause to reflect
2002.10.06 -- can't even focus on a coffee cup
2002.10.07 -- peekaboo
2002.10.08 -- neodada not dead
2002.10.09 -- back in black
2002.10.10 -- nightowl
2002.10.11 -- t.g.i.almost the damn weekend already
2002.10.12 -- prints of tides
2002.10.13 -- the march of progress, with fries
2002.10.14 -- the jewels of big jule
2002.10.15 -- snob slob
2002.10.16 -- 'cause we're the band!
2002.10.17 -- we want peace, they prepare for war
2002.10.18 -- euroh-oh
2002.10.19 -- i lhu, you lhu, we all lhu for chtulhu
2002.10.20 -- june 1 2003
2002.10.21 -- new yorkers do not wear white
2002.10.22 -- fragment from a future that never was
2002.10.23 -- yesterday's sunrise
2002.10.24 -- duck in a noose
2002.10.25 -- sick world
2002.10.26 -- rainy wet saturday
2002.10.27 -- daylight losing time
2002.10.28 -- king kong along
2002.10.29 -- bleary eyed
2002.10.30 -- madness takes its tool
2002.10.31 -- devil inside
2002.11.01 -- no vim, brrrr
2002.11.02 -- with a little help from my friends
2002.11.03 -- east anglia under snow
2002.11.04 -- the roar of the pixels, the smell of the crowd
2002.11.05 -- happy voting day
2002.11.06 -- republicans, democouldn'ts
2002.11.07 -- ¡hola señor!
2002.11.08 -- stairing contest
2002.11.09 -- get your rocks off
2002.11.10 -- like, cosmic, man
2002.11.11 -- mundane monday
2002.11.12 -- too much sincerity isn't a good thing
2002.11.13 -- more than just bacon, mounties, and syrup
2002.11.14 -- dylan's pointless sidebar
2002.11.15 -- lured by the ring
2002.11.16 -- i'm forever bursting bubbles
2002.11.17 -- backlog flush #1
2002.11.18 -- monday mourning
2002.11.19 -- i dine on swine
2002.11.20 -- backlog flush #2
2002.11.21 -- upward spiral
2002.11.22 -- hu is the new leader of china?
2002.11.23 -- the problem of moral clarity
2002.11.24 -- metroid metroid metroid
2002.11.25 -- r.i.p. dennis o'neil
2002.11.26 -- the beauty of pollution
2002.11.27 -- the snow blows
2002.11.28 -- putting the 'anksgi' back into 'thanksgiving'
2002.11.29 -- backlog flush #4
2002.11.30 -- backlog flush #5
2002.12.01 -- backlog flush #6
2002.12.02 -- back from the land of cleves
2002.12.03 -- it takes a worried man to sing a worried song
2002.12.04 -- the campfire of consciousness
2002.12.05 -- bow to your ur-quan overlords!
2002.12.06 -- backlog flush #7
2002.12.07 -- from poop to policy
2002.12.08 -- pixeltimes gone bye
2002.12.09 -- backlog flush #8
2002.12.10 -- a pox on both your houses
2002.12.11 -- slogans for the masses
2002.12.12 -- blog for live people
2002.12.13 -- your lucky number
2002.12.14 -- georgia on my mind
2002.12.15 -- backlog flush #9
2002.12.16 -- no "re-elect gore in '04"
2002.12.17 -- ko-re-a! i've just met an url named...korea!
2002.12.18 -- well-hanged
2002.12.19 -- games just ain't what they used to be
2002.12.20 -- backlog flush #10
2002.12.21 -- gimme that ol' time religion
2002.12.22 -- the nfl by kirk
2002.12.23 -- backlog flush #11
2002.12.24 -- keys please
2002.12.25 -- ho ho holy cow
2002.12.26 -- snowtime at the apollo
2002.12.27 -- he got game
2002.12.28 -- zen of the moment
2002.12.29 -- backlog flush #12
2002.12.30 -- sing sloppy and have a good beat
2002.12.31 -- 2002 for me and you
2003.01.01 -- 2003 for you and me
2003.01.02 -- holidazed
2003.01.03 -- stop scratching at that, mother nature
2003.01.04 -- snowverwhelming
2003.01.05 -- ATOMIC-HORSE
2003.01.06 -- lumpy the snowman
2003.01.07 -- faqiddy bopiddy boo
2003.01.08 -- love among the math geeks
2003.01.09 -- backlog flush #13
2003.01.10 -- whoosh
2003.01.11 -- attack of the clods
2003.01.12 -- the pits
2003.01.13 -- smile, you're on copious camera
2003.01.14 -- for the birds
2003.01.15 -- wild lude yonder
2003.01.16 -- breaking history
2003.01.17 -- can't get no satisfaction
2003.01.18 -- backlog flush #14
2003.01.19 -- backlog flush #15
2003.01.20 -- backlog flush #16
2003.01.21 -- ice ice baby, too cold, too cold
2003.01.22 -- backlog flush #17
2003.01.23 -- going ape for you
2003.01.24 -- dylan's fan club
2003.01.25 -- backlog flush #18
2003.01.26 -- save me save me
2003.01.27 -- oy, oil
2003.01.28 -- r-e-s-p-e-c-- aw, screw it
2003.01.29 -- gee geek gee geek
2003.01.30 -- mouths of mass destruction
2003.01.31 -- over the limit
2003.02.01 -- backlog flush #19
2003.02.02 -- in other news
2003.02.03 -- god and nasa
2003.02.04 -- hopefully not quite the final frontier
2003.02.05 -- wham, bam, thank you gmlb
2003.02.06 -- got the clap
2003.02.07 -- feedback
2003.02.08 -- where'd ya get yer information from, huh? you think that you can front when revelation comes?
2003.02.09 -- sit and spin
2003.02.10 -- "cheese eating surrender monkeys"
2003.02.11 -- bristling
2003.02.12 -- got a light, bud?
2003.02.13 -- wheedle a weasel whistle
2003.02.14 -- valentine so fine
2003.02.15 -- why ask wherefore
2003.02.16 -- good news, bad news
2003.02.17 -- the blizzard of '03?
2003.02.18 -- snow problem
2003.02.19 -- swingers
2003.02.20 -- couch so comfortable
2003.02.21 -- cobraaaaa!
2003.02.22 -- social conservative, fiscal abso-frickin-nuts
2003.02.23 -- where4 rt thou r0me0?
2003.02.24 -- but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
2003.02.25 -- boys named sue
2003.02.26 -- waitin' for the end of time
2003.02.27 -- jobbed
2003.02.28 -- i am not a bot...i am a hu-man
2003.03.01 -- good advice
2003.03.02 -- orange marmelade
2003.03.03 -- ouchie ouchie ouchie
2003.03.04 -- bon frickin' jour
2003.03.05 -- when tubas attack
2003.03.06 -- rubber ducky you're the one
2003.03.07 -- and we'll all go together when we go
2003.03.08 -- the plot thickens, or thins
2003.03.09 -- the right stuff, more or less
2003.03.10 -- get yer bark on
2003.03.11 -- meanwhile, back at the raunch...
2003.03.12 -- ooh, snap! i mean, zut alors!
2003.03.13 -- end of the zoners
2003.03.14 -- armagiddy with anticipation
2003.03.15 -- ticktock
2003.03.16 -- putting the whisk into whiskers
2003.03.17 -- happy evacuation day
2003.03.18 -- no no no, terrorism is what THEY do
2003.03.19 -- idle amusements
2003.03.20 -- i said...
2003.03.21 -- reality is what you think it
2003.03.22 -- return of those great big pants
2003.03.23 -- the problem of everything
2003.03.24 -- when blimps attack
2003.03.25 -- onward coalition soldiers
2003.03.26 -- ham it up
2003.03.27 -- sing sing sing
2003.03.28 -- pursuing happiness, and sometimes catching it
2003.03.29 -- officespace
2003.03.30 -- birthdayayayay
2003.03.31 -- twentynine is prime
2003.04.01 -- april pools
2003.04.02 -- blue pill, red pill, whatever
2003.04.03 -- soldier
2003.04.04 -- the fix is on
2003.04.05 -- ice ice baby
2003.04.06 -- spring forward baby!
2003.04.07 -- if at second you don't succeed, give up
2003.04.08 -- you can't see me! you can't see me!
2003.04.09 -- he'd walk a mile to smoke a camel
2003.04.10 -- the supremes and the soldiers
2003.04.11 -- nobody's home, no-bo-dy's home...
2003.04.12 -- the return of alien bill
2003.04.13 -- rock on
2003.04.14 -- tea...in the FUTURE!
2003.04.15 -- faint praise
2003.04.16 -- splut
2003.04.17 -- you oughta be in pictures
2003.04.18 -- wishful thinking
2003.04.19 -- coffee
2003.04.20 -- i think worms need hands
2003.04.21 -- meaning of life, etc
2003.04.22 -- when t-rexes stomped the earth
2003.04.23 -- memoriam: 5307 days
2003.04.24 -- physics and biology
2003.04.25 -- pant
2003.04.26 -- that's how *i* want to go
2003.04.27 -- old school
2003.04.28 -- electricity, e-lec-tricity
2003.04.29 -- bling bling
2003.04.30 -- deconstruction
2003.05.01 -- zap whip sizzle
2003.05.02 -- something strange, in your neighborhood
2003.05.03 -- a glutton for gluten
2003.05.04 -- all too common wisdom
2003.05.05 -- i come from the fuuuuuuture!
2003.05.06 -- crapulence
2003.05.07 -- ladies and germs
2003.05.08 -- quoth the raven never-frickin'-more
2003.05.09 -- like twist and shout but screamier
2003.05.10 -- take your number 2 pencil and...
2003.05.11 -- city of broken dreams and glass
2003.05.12 -- made of meat
2003.05.13 -- oh chess, chess, ba-bee
2003.05.14 -- nekkid
2003.05.15 -- his life and pixel times
2003.05.16 -- there is no sword
2003.05.17 -- for i have no blog and i must post
2003.05.18 -- calvinist
2003.05.19 -- the mysterious allure of fur boots
2003.05.20 -- don't let mailboxes etc do your passport photo
2003.05.21 -- see ya!
2003.05.22 -- vacation filler day 1 (backlog flush #20)
2003.05.23 -- vacation filler day 2 (backlog flush #21)
2003.05.24 -- vacation filler day 3 (backlog flush #22)
2003.05.25 -- vacation filler day 4 (backlog flush #23)
2003.05.26 -- vacation filler day 5 (backlog flush #24)
2003.05.27 -- vacation filler day 6 (backlog flush #25)
2003.05.28 -- vacation filler day 7 (backlog flush #26)
2003.05.29 -- vacation filler day 8 (backlog flush #27)
2003.05.30 -- vacation filler day 9 (backlog flush #28)
2003.05.31 -- vacation filler day 10 (backlog flush #29)
2003.06.01 -- vacation filler day 11 (backlog flush #30)
2003.06.02 -- vacation filler day 12 (backlog flush #31)
2003.06.03 -- vacation filler day 13 (backlog flush #32)
2003.06.04 -- vacation filler day 14 (backlog flush #33)
2003.06.05 -- vacation filler day 15 (backlog flush #34)
2003.06.06 -- vacation filler day 16 (backlog flush #35)
2003.06.07 -- home again home again
2003.06.08 -- eye on london
2003.06.09 -- fundamentally
2003.06.10 -- sloth and fear
2003.06.11 -- bring home the bacon
2003.06.12 -- wise old owl my butt
2003.06.13 -- what's black and white and stinky all over?
2003.06.14 -- oh, canada
2003.06.15 -- that's a lot of spam
2003.06.16 -- it ain't easy being green
2003.06.17 -- merry quips
2003.06.18 -- i'm attracted to bright light too
2003.06.19 -- it's only thursday
2003.06.20 -- happy gif liberation day!
2003.06.21 -- forked tongue
2003.06.22 -- ewww
2003.06.23 -- counting is what computers do
2003.06.24 -- oops, i did it again and again and again
2003.06.25 -- hyuck
2003.06.26 -- seven
2003.06.27 -- come true
2003.06.28 -- hey man. let me ask you something. if somebody draws something and you draw the exact same thing like RIGHT ON TOP OF IT without going outside the original designated art, what do you call that?
2003.06.29 -- no carbs for you!
2003.06.30 -- did you clean your pants with windex? i can practically see myself in them.
2003.07.01 -- words, words, words
2003.07.02 -- meow meow meow meow
2003.07.03 -- don't forget your sauna pants
2003.07.04 -- go fourth and multiply
2003.07.05 -- boomin'
2003.07.06 -- who knows? who cares?
2003.07.07 -- gotta be in it to win it
2003.07.08 -- oh jhess baby
2003.07.09 -- go moth go
2003.07.10 -- family sorrow
2003.07.11 -- message from space
2003.07.12 -- spin me right round baby right round
2003.07.13 -- off to the bots
2003.07.14 -- but would it still have all those damn thorns
2003.07.15 -- ode to a clockradio
2003.07.16 -- the truth problem
2003.07.17 -- video blowout
2003.07.18 -- doggy dignity
2003.07.19 -- leggo my lego
2003.07.20 -- it was a stark and dormy night
2003.07.21 -- stick figure barbarians at the gate
2003.07.22 -- pretty colors. pretty, pretty colors.
2003.07.23 -- the noive of some people
2003.07.24 -- like sand through the hourglass
2003.07.25 -- much mix madness
2003.07.26 -- pulling the plug
2003.07.27 -- that's me!
2003.07.28 -- chocolate thunder, vanilla breeze
2003.07.29 -- yorkshire bank plc are fascist bastards
2003.07.30 -- the female may turn and devour the male's head
2003.07.31 -- i fall to pieces
2003.08.01 -- space, the commercial frontier
2003.08.02 -- woo, me?
2003.08.03 -- three score and ten years to get to the freakin' punchline
2003.08.04 -- [insert floppy and hard drives joke here]
2003.08.05 -- hot and wet and cold and clammy
2003.08.06 -- what do we want? moderate change! when do we want it? within a reasonable timeframe!
2003.08.07 -- names of a digital age
2003.08.08 -- up against the wall
2003.08.09 -- get this pigeon off my head
2003.08.10 -- looking back
2003.08.11 -- that's not work! i just sit back and the fish fall into my gaping maw! it's fun!
2003.08.12 -- oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
2003.08.13 -- yay clié
2003.08.14 -- builds brains 12 ways!
2003.08.15 -- captain abe
2003.08.16 -- ... unionized bureaucracy ... "compassion" is not enough ... betray ...
2003.08.17 -- bang zoom to the moon
2003.08.18 -- aghast
2003.08.19 -- hip hop hooray
2003.08.20 -- mouthful of fish
2003.08.21 -- on a thursday in august
2003.08.22 -- what a way to go
2003.08.23 -- zeroes
2003.08.24 -- slouching towards joustpong
2003.08.25 -- of people who know what they want
2003.08.26 -- the short and long of it
2003.08.27 -- upside the head
2003.08.28 -- not coddling, but understanding
2003.08.29 -- sarge! she's jumpin' around like some kind of kangaroo!
2003.08.30 -- reach...for atari
2003.08.31 -- good to know
2003.09.01 -- tote barge, lift bale
2003.09.02 -- the rise of man
2003.09.03 -- luck be a lady tonight
2003.09.04 -- give me a g! give me a nius!
2003.09.05 -- just joustin'
2003.09.06 -- the barcode of the beast
2003.09.07 -- it burns! it burns!
2003.09.08 -- zapp! zapp!
2003.09.09 -- the long and short of it
2003.09.10 -- mechanical sabbatical
2003.09.11 -- new day
2003.09.12 -- oh johnny boys
2003.09.13 -- duhh
2003.09.14 -- why just waste time when you can waste money too?
2003.09.15 -- eww
2003.09.16 -- your applause is all backwards
2003.09.17 -- don't forget nothing
2003.09.18 -- dance dance non-revolution
2003.09.19 -- yarr
2003.09.20 -- peterman and leslee sittin' in a tree
2003.09.21 -- stampede de l'amour
2003.09.22 -- peterman SMASH
2003.09.23 -- if you're dreaming and you know it clap their hands
2003.09.24 -- achtung, baby
2003.09.25 -- thursday thud
2003.09.26 -- like a cheetah but different
2003.09.27 -- pudding is not a beverage
2003.09.28 -- ant acid
2003.09.29 -- boom boom boom
2003.09.30 -- i've got to believe it's getting better
2003.10.01 -- ring thing
2003.10.02 -- electronic selfmedication
2003.10.03 -- cusslophone
2003.10.04 -- screech
2003.10.05 -- blipblapbloop
2003.10.06 -- why the yankees suck
2003.10.07 -- damning with effusive praise
2003.10.08 -- truth and rent
2003.10.09 -- it slices! it dices!
2003.10.10 -- cowboy down
2003.10.11 -- on strawberries and the paths taken
2003.10.12 -- gullible soup
2003.10.13 -- and on and on
2003.10.14 -- what is love
2003.10.15 -- leggo my lego
2003.10.16 -- kisrael.com #1019
2003.10.17 -- curses
2003.10.18 -- retards who do web support
2003.10.19 -- robot on wheel
2003.10.20 -- the smell of spam in the morning
2003.10.21 -- steven seagal bad
2003.10.22 -- we read the news so you don't have to
2003.10.23 -- reddy kilowatt rocks
2003.10.24 -- feedback feedback
2003.10.25 -- memory's a traitor
2003.10.26 -- kingfish of the world
2003.10.27 -- we read metafilter so you don't have to
2003.10.28 -- it was a class on romance
2003.10.29 -- jack and jill-o-lantern
2003.10.30 -- those a cappella grooves
2003.10.31 -- halloween flare up
2003.11.01 -- november
2003.11.02 -- pass the peas, honey
2003.11.03 -- rambling ambition
2003.11.04 -- victualer!
2003.11.05 -- me by the sea
2003.11.06 -- life of the hacker
2003.11.07 -- tetrus questus
2003.11.08 -- my line is so beating the heck out of your stupid line. fear my pink line. you have no chance. i am the undisputed lord of virtual tennis. whoops.
2003.11.09 -- Ugh
2003.11.10 -- hard drives with a little help from my friends
2003.11.11 -- i need to look evil
2003.11.12 -- but is it art
2003.11.13 -- man of legos, woman of shampoo
2003.11.14 -- and many happy returns of the day
2003.11.15 -- lalalalala
2003.11.16 -- eyes wide open
2003.11.17 -- of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights
2003.11.18 -- iraq your brains
2003.11.19 -- gay wedding day
2003.11.20 -- leave those deckchairs alone
2003.11.21 -- silent but deadly jokes
2003.11.22 -- what's in a word
2003.11.23 -- more digital introspection
2003.11.24 -- welcome to thanksgiving week
2003.11.25 -- no northern lights last night
2003.11.26 -- three more seconds of my fifteen minutes
2003.11.27 -- turkey through a straw
2003.11.28 -- the power of sixteen by sixteen icons
2003.11.29 -- 86 simple rules
2003.11.30 -- the mental case
2003.12.01 -- atlas snickered
2003.12.02 -- bumper to bumper to bumper
2003.12.03 -- jammed
2003.12.04 -- our very best to you
2003.12.05 -- aguhguhguhguhguh
2003.12.06 -- won too free for (all)
2003.12.07 -- cold day
2003.12.08 -- snow day!!!
2003.12.09 -- bzzzzzzzzzz
2003.12.10 -- you can't handle th - oh, never mind.
2003.12.11 -- in his houth at r'lyeh dead cthulhu waits dreaming. and snoring lightly.
2003.12.12 -- mind the gap
2003.12.13 -- day of the par-tay
2003.12.14 -- saddam good time
2003.12.15 -- don't shoot
2003.12.16 -- deep thoughts by saddam hussein
2003.12.17 -- money can't buy happiness, but i think it can rent it for a while
2003.12.18 -- 42 muscles to frown
2003.12.19 -- and on and on
2003.12.20 -- no one can stop the alien bill invasion
2003.12.21 -- the dark side of the soup
2003.12.22 -- happiest (a poem)
2003.12.23 -- domo origato, mr. robotto keuji
2003.12.24 -- meat gone mad
2003.12.25 -- merry christmas to all
2003.12.26 -- bip bong bedong
2003.12.27 -- with aptitude tests, he's best
2003.12.28 -- left behind right in front
2003.12.29 -- minimalism
2003.12.30 -- shell of the manchild
2003.12.31 -- googlelacks!
2004.01.01 -- new year filler day 1 (backlog flush #36)
2004.01.02 -- new year filler day 2 (backlog flush #37)
2004.01.03 -- new year filler day 3 (backlog flush #38)
2004.01.04 -- new year filler day 4 (backlog flush #39)
2004.01.05 -- new year filler day 5 (backlog flush #40)
2004.01.06 -- jersey shore
2004.01.07 -- "mcdonalds, i'm lovin' it" indeed
2004.01.08 -- $3 love
2004.01.09 -- catch-22 skidoo!
2004.01.10 -- brrr. brr brr Brr brr BRRRRR.
2004.01.11 -- velvet mullet
2004.01.12 -- boredom is a luxury unprecedented in the history of our species
2004.01.13 -- etchasketchly!
2004.01.14 -- should she be committed?
2004.01.15 -- english as she is spoken
2004.01.16 -- mazda that meets the eye
2004.01.17 -- backlog flush #41
2004.01.18 -- backlog flush #42
2004.01.19 -- backlog flush #43
2004.01.20 -- the constipated mathematician
2004.01.21 -- requiem for a sammich
2004.01.22 -- woo!
2004.01.23 -- we are who we eat
2004.01.24 -- zip!
2004.01.25 -- stoned again
2004.01.26 -- the smell of hopes and dreams
2004.01.27 -- psychic wonderspouse powers, activate!
2004.01.28 -- mac daddy / daddy mac
2004.01.29 -- "i'm afraid. i'm afraid, dave. dave, my mind is going. i can feel it. i can feel it."
2004.01.30 -- escape! where you dodge the blue dots with your fantastic flying red square!
2004.01.31 -- go patriots
2004.02.01 -- behold i have become shiva, remover of books
2004.02.02 -- sunny days
2004.02.03 -- two's complementary
2004.02.04 -- february / is so very
hard to spell / so be wary
2004.02.05 -- fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face
2004.02.06 -- word to my peeps
2004.02.07 -- wishfish
2004.02.08 -- it's christmas! it's christmas in heaven! hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
2004.02.09 -- el fútbol americano
2004.02.10 -- non, je ne regrette rien. well... maybe not rien rien, but whatever
2004.02.11 -- i wish *i* could be filmed in the miracle of skeletorama
2004.02.12 -- helloooooo, sarah!
2004.02.13 -- i can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me. it might be some kind of intestinal flu.
2004.02.14 -- valentines, shmalentines
2004.02.15 -- brilliant, yes, but evil
2004.02.16 -- jung and hung
2004.02.17 -- some say poison, some say ice
2004.02.18 -- dean's down
2004.02.19 -- atari music mojo
2004.02.20 -- random flowers
2004.02.21 -- he's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
2004.02.22 -- canst thou play the lute?
2004.02.23 -- because every game is better with a pterodactyl
2004.02.24 -- best of times, worst of times, blah blah blah
2004.02.25 -- the london wonderground
2004.02.26 -- guess again
2004.02.27 -- you can quote me on that
2004.02.28 -- my bitter friend
2004.02.29 -- leaping into the future!
2004.03.01 -- demotivationary
2004.03.02 -- ouch
2004.03.03 -- i voted, didn't help
2004.03.04 -- bachelor boy
2004.03.05 -- t.g.i.fun.
2004.03.06 -- chernobyl is not "cher's full name"
2004.03.07 -- stomp, crush, crumble and chomp
2004.03.08 -- on nicknames
2004.03.09 -- get your rah rahs
2004.03.10 -- ipod upod we all pod for ipod
2004.03.11 -- tragedy in spain
2004.03.12 -- frankenstereo
2004.03.13 -- if love is a white dress
2004.03.14 -- title
2004.03.15 -- of the moment forever!
2004.03.16 -- pair a' noids
2004.03.17 -- el día de la cerveza verde
2004.03.18 -- can you hear me before now? good.
2004.03.19 -- phillybuster day 1
2004.03.20 -- phillybuster day 2
2004.03.21 -- phillybuster day 3
2004.03.22 -- howard and me
2004.03.23 -- really
2004.03.24 -- oh baby
2004.03.25 -- wherefore art thou art
2004.03.26 -- gadgets ahoy
2004.03.27 -- me show
2004.03.28 -- who is that middle aged man in the lobster hat?
2004.03.29 -- that line about another man's moccasins
2004.03.30 -- temporary overcast of the cluttered brain
2004.03.31 -- big three. big oh.
2004.04.01 -- april one
2004.04.02 -- levity
2004.04.03 -- today is the first saturday of the rest of m...aw, crap
2004.04.04 -- sprung forward
2004.04.05 -- pert plus plus
2004.04.06 -- grumblesmurf
2004.04.07 -- the best mac and cheese like dish in the history of bachelorkind
2004.04.08 -- snark out
2004.04.09 -- don't take the law into your own hands -- you take them to court
2004.04.10 -- thanks, great-grandma
2004.04.11 -- why i oughta
2004.04.12 -- mondayne
2004.04.13 -- basic math...well, maybe 6502 assembly math
2004.04.14 -- three questions
2004.04.15 -- melancholy of the moment
2004.04.16 -- boo
2004.04.17 -- happiness is...warm puppies or guns?
2004.04.18 -- this nacho cheese
2004.04.19 -- handyman kirk
2004.04.20 -- beep bop boop
2004.04.21 -- we need more suckerscustomers
2004.04.22 -- ramble of the moment
2004.04.23 -- like castle wolfenstein 3d but better
2004.04.24 -- it was a great day
2004.04.25 -- it's very loud and it's fun for a while
2004.04.26 -- scanners live in vain
2004.04.27 -- art high and low
2004.04.28 -- in toon
2004.04.29 -- to boldly fight where no man has fought before
2004.04.30 -- dirty jokes from cartoon kids
2004.05.01 -- yad yam
2004.05.02 -- todo, todone
2004.05.03 -- the geek bomb-diggity
2004.05.04 -- honk
2004.05.05 -- one evil donkey
2004.05.06 -- it's not you
2004.05.07 -- squirm
2004.05.08 -- space vessels lack fuses, circuit breakers, and surge supressors, so that the control panels explode when some distant portion of the ship is damaged.
2004.05.09 -- good grief
2004.05.10 -- self-absorbed like the towel that gets wetter the more it dries
2004.05.11 -- we bought it to help with your homework
2004.05.12 -- patrianarchy
2004.05.13 -- playful sisyphus
2004.05.14 -- chord ding chimes ding
2004.05.15 -- switch back
2004.05.16 -- wireless life
2004.05.17 -- hey hey, gay gay
2004.05.18 -- amerikabomber
2004.05.19 -- am i blue
2004.05.20 -- a gay day in may
2004.05.21 -- arms and tp make the clownstaple. i don't know what that means.
2004.05.22 -- drumsticks for eatin', drumsticks for beatin'
2004.05.23 -- spf30
2004.05.24 -- dear diary
2004.05.25 -- legend of the wang
2004.05.26 -- sad songs and margaritas
2004.05.27 -- reading is fundamentalist
2004.05.28 -- living and dying are, in a sense, of equal value
2004.05.29 -- the pleasures and pains of coffee
2004.05.30 -- the password is "password"
2004.05.31 -- memorialialial
2004.06.01 -- all hail sawers
2004.06.02 -- plop plop fizz fizz
2004.06.03 -- ACHILLES: cousin. he's my cousin. cousin. totally my cousin. in conclusion: cousin.
2004.06.04 -- sitting and spinning and sitting and spinning and ow my back still hurts
2004.06.05 -- plead the fifth
2004.06.06 -- let me sleep on it
2004.06.07 -- moving time (backlog flush #44)
2004.06.08 -- moving time (backlog flush #45)
2004.06.09 -- singing in the drain
2004.06.10 -- i'm listening to the universe weep
2004.06.11 -- laserbeak, frenzy, eject. operation: funkification
2004.06.12 -- far from land or dock.
2004.06.13 -- sit stay down wait here come
2004.06.14 -- back in action
2004.06.15 -- bookmobile
2004.06.16 -- lessons in gravity
2004.06.17 -- microsoftly, so softly
2004.06.18 -- had a long talk with peterman last night
2004.06.19 -- enraging enron
2004.06.20 -- booooom
2004.06.21 -- not a peep out of you!
2004.06.22 -- rants don't pay rents
2004.06.23 -- hear their story
2004.06.24 -- o brave new world that has such cellphones in it!
2004.06.25 -- madeover
2004.06.26 -- death in the afternoon
2004.06.27 -- pedal to the metal, heel to the steel
2004.06.28 -- all about shaking it
2004.06.29 -- enough is enough. not enough is not enough.
2004.06.30 -- autowalk, autocrawl, autostop, whatever
2004.07.01 -- our collective nostalgia has run amok
2004.07.02 -- in the land of cleves (backlog flush #46)
2004.07.03 -- in the land of cleves (backlog flush #47)
2004.07.04 -- in the land of cleves (backlog flush #48)
2004.07.05 -- in the land of cleves (backlog flush #49)
2004.07.06 -- in the land of cleves (backlog flush #50)
2004.07.07 -- back from the land
2004.07.08 -- i hear it's really big in japan
2004.07.09 -- give me an f
2004.07.10 -- what the puck
2004.07.11 -- i musta been a beautiful baby
2004.07.12 -- didn't inhale
2004.07.13 -- smoke gets in your eyes
2004.07.14 -- cool stuff! from the web!
2004.07.15 -- thus endeth the streak
2004.07.16 -- back in the saddle
2004.07.17 -- D & D-er
2004.07.18 -- pengel, excel
2004.07.19 -- i have a religous mandate to notice your beautiful face
2004.07.20 -- knight rider, the motorcycle version
2004.07.21 -- awaken to the forsaken bacon
2004.07.22 -- dozens of stick-figure people running amok in a donkey kong style universe
2004.07.23 -- i'm like dudley moore in "arthur", but without all the money. or the alcoholism. or liza minnelli.
2004.07.24 -- thanks lan3
2004.07.25 -- caw collect
2004.07.26 -- a key está aquí
2004.07.27 -- bot bon mots
2004.07.28 -- "balls," said the queen. "if i had them i'd be king."
2004.07.29 -- you must be mistaken
2004.07.30 -- fishing for complements
2004.07.31 -- put this in your pipe and smoke it donkey konga
2004.08.01 -- act now! time is running out!
2004.08.02 -- thoughts of the produce section 2004
2004.08.03 -- filthy with miracles
2004.08.04 -- rico's roughnecks - everybody fights. nobody quits
2004.08.05 -- stupid!
2004.08.06 -- crazy people
2004.08.07 -- end of an era
2004.08.08 -- monkeysphere!
2004.08.09 -- rambles on romance
2004.08.10 -- ramble regarding romance day 2
2004.08.11 -- jump! for my love!
2004.08.12 -- smile, darn ya, smile!
2004.08.13 -- monkeyslack!
2004.08.14 -- nerds are hot
2004.08.15 -- squeak
2004.08.16 -- rewind
2004.08.17 -- thrust!
2004.08.18 -- an unusually mild august night in portugal
2004.08.19 -- dogs playing poker...and now they're starting to drive
2004.08.20 -- big thumbs up
2004.08.21 -- yes / we have two / bananas / we have two bananas / today
2004.08.22 -- sugar-free daddy
2004.08.23 -- remote chance
2004.08.24 -- furniture that looks like it has been places
2004.08.25 -- car you being served?
2004.08.26 -- dos and don'ts, wooze and won'ts
2004.08.27 -- flat feet
2004.08.28 -- not having sunglasses makes me want to MURDER. well, no, not really.
2004.08.29 -- where are the flying cars? i was promised flying cars! (nay)
2004.08.30 -- "i'm either the most or the least enlightened guy i know"
2004.08.31 -- crowing cro-magnon
2004.09.01 -- antihippopotamus
2004.09.02 -- wellington nitroglycerin
2004.09.03 -- if he only had a brain
2004.09.04 -- quotes ahoy
2004.09.05 -- e-mail, shme-mail...that doesn't sound quite right
2004.09.06 -- everyone loves pi
2004.09.07 -- on breath and sighing
2004.09.08 -- these kids today!
2004.09.09 -- god damn it, you've got to be kind
2004.09.10 -- mugging for the camera
2004.09.11 -- financial vegetable
2004.09.12 -- frontloggin! (backlog flush #51)
2004.09.13 -- is there no truth in beauty?
2004.09.14 -- drink deep
2004.09.15 -- you don't get any ice cream, scumbag
2004.09.16 -- futuramalamadingdong
2004.09.17 -- javaggravation
2004.09.18 -- cosmic ark swarm
2004.09.19 -- milkshakes from the blender
2004.09.20 -- mmm, 13 german girls crammed in a smart car
2004.09.21 -- go google go
2004.09.22 -- three-four
2004.09.23 -- every rose has its thorny problem
2004.09.24 -- we're all earthbound right now
2004.09.25 -- kirk's moving rule no. 381: don't lose your damn keys (wallet either)
2004.09.26 -- lord of the plbbbbt
2004.09.27 -- damn good advice
2004.09.28 -- touch my vitals quickly, lest i die!
2004.09.29 -- lights! camera! etc!
2004.09.30 -- how to make work work
2004.10.01 -- i thought you didn't smoke
2004.10.02 -- full of things
2004.10.03 -- what is space and time and physics?
2004.10.04 -- it is a useful garment
2004.10.05 -- "proud to be a european, where at least i know i'm likely to get six weeks paid vacation"
2004.10.06 -- destroy him, my robots
2004.10.07 -- oh you gotta have art
2004.10.08 -- shaken, stirred, blended
2004.10.09 -- backlog flush #52
2004.10.10 -- borrrrrrring
2004.10.11 -- do you guys want some shots? I'm buyin'!
2004.10.12 -- "who wants to be in touch with all of those people?"
2004.10.13 -- "Lisa, I've had it with you and your stories. 'Bart's a vampire.' 'Beer kills brain cells.' Now let's go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and TV... is."
2004.10.14 -- yes deer
2004.10.15 -- libe the way i tyupe
2004.10.16 -- vamp revamp
2004.10.17 -- why god why
2004.10.18 -- catchup!
2004.10.19 -- kinda feeble fables
2004.10.20 -- nothing but 'net
2004.10.21 -- go you red sox
2004.10.22 -- he's out
2004.10.23 -- photonslinger
2004.10.24 -- science fiction and comedy make successful mix for young playwright
2004.10.25 -- cats...in....spaaaaaaaaace
2004.10.26 -- the radio shack is a little old place where...we can get together....
2004.10.27 -- politics...for me to poop on!
2004.10.28 -- 1918
2004.10.29 -- i've got another riddle for you
2004.10.30 -- eight-bit. eight very violent bits.
2004.10.31 -- halloweened
2004.11.01 -- november pain
2004.11.02 -- .... #9 .... #9.... #9 ....
2004.11.03 -- feh
2004.11.04 -- say it loud...agnostic and proud
2004.11.05 -- one moment in time
2004.11.06 -- great garglin' gargoyles!
2004.11.07 -- we got the beat
2004.11.08 -- show'd!
2004.11.09 -- axe the sax
2004.11.10 -- brand of fire
2004.11.11 -- just chillin'
2004.11.12 -- go to the ant thou sluggard
2004.11.13 -- computer art of the moment
2004.11.14 -- mindless
2004.11.15 -- grand theft auto: kirk's scion
2004.11.16 -- well hung seperately
2004.11.17 -- stick around, pal
2004.11.18 -- to do: start to do list
2004.11.19 -- what is wrong with everyone nowadays?
2004.11.20 -- on multiple intelligences
2004.11.21 -- roshambo rambo
2004.11.22 -- che