"Everything," I am told, "tastes better when it's sitting on a Ritz."
No exception is made for other Ritzes, so from this statement we can
infer that any given stack of Ritz crackers tastes better than any
smaller stack of Ritz crackers, and thus the tastiest stack of Ritz
crackers is the tallest one that you can fit in your mouth.
--brunching shuttlecocks: "crackers"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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