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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dwayne."
"Dwayne who?"
"Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!" |
--Earliest knock-knock I can remember.
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Death."
"Death wh--URK!"
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--via Bill and Li.
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"Wanna do a
Knock-Knock Joke?"
"OK!"
"You start."
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"...???"
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--My Dad got me with this one when I was little kid.
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not you anymore."
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--Boss in Dilbert using "humor to ease the tension when the
workplace is being trimmed."
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Anxious Cow"
"Anx--"
"MOOOO!"
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--High School favorite.
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"Knock knock."
"Cow with ESP"
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--Steve Sian, from a dream he had.
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
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--"The World War III Knock-Knock Joke", from Middle School...
doesn't really work without the title, alas.
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